what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me
i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection”
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl
I got the first part down
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull
does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the fuck this means?????????????
You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter.
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.